Next week. The Flatlanders. Carnegie Hall. So psyched.
WHAT DO YOU SQUAT?
(I think I just earned my right to squat in the curl rack, bro).
Everybody has Gym Friends, people they know only from the gym. This is important and humanizing. You may have accomplished great and sophisticated things in the outside world, but to them, you’re just The Weird Guy Who Jumps Rope Like A Goat.
25 Rules of Conquering the Gym
12. The most intimate, personal thing on anyone’s phone is the WORKOUT JAM TUNES MIX. That’s where the Ace of Base and Men Without Hats hides.
13. The Clint Eastwood move in any gym is to walk up to the TV in a packed room full of ellipticals and treadmills, change it over to The History Channel, and light a cigar.
Lifting on hold. Idiocy on high.
And now I know my place
In this life I ride
And I know the things I feel
A burning deep inside
So if you want to meet evil
I’m the one I’m the one
Fun Fact: February 13 is Mistress Day.
Looks like I need to get it together. Ideas?
I don’t care if those are 15lb, 45lb, 55lb, or fucking 100lb bars. Lifting shoes and chalk. Fuck off.
EMACIATED IS AWESOME! (And these are NOT pink dumbbells)!
-Image courtesy of Gilt. Making men REAL men!